2006-09-28 [All_Most PUNK]: Patri: Ohh, you so accepted. It was so obvious that there was no point in waiting for an answer.
Several persons: At some poing, Ally said something about a camera.
Toycar: LEt's see... I think I know who the 8 watchers are. I'm only unsure about one... Or maybe not, since there are several more persons who commented than those watching :P
Patri: Please, I'd prefer no monkeys, ok?

2006-09-28 [Stratakus]: Well, I was the logical choice anyways. Avaz and I would discuss pervyness whenever he was on, and we'd try to outdo eachother with truthful stories. Plus I'd been leg humping Lerune and Cali for a long time, so when Avaz retired, the title was passed to me and Avaz has never had any objection to it. I'm not planning on retiring any time soon though and there seems to be a lien of guys behind me who want the title.

But there can be Only One!

2006-09-28 [ally]: I think you're a great Smut God, Strat ^^

2006-09-28 [toycar]: HOLY freakin' hell...that monkey is so...small O.O

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: I want to get one of those, so I can make Tiny Monkey jokes along with TIny Ding Dong jokes. On that note, Ally you should check out your Fake account sometime. Guess which one is me.

2006-09-29 [ally]: It's been ages since I've last been there....

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: I log in to terrorize people from time to time who house zap. So many people can't see that it's a joke and feel the need to ask.

2006-09-29 [ally]: Oh I thought that was the normal size for those things.

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: Nah. I'm at least twice that big.

2006-09-29 [ally]: Scary :P
(just for the record: I was of course kidding there ^^)

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: For the record, so was I. I gave the full details of the real deal to Yuriona to attemtp to disturb her. It didn't work.

2006-09-29 [ally]: Hahaha. Aw. Well some girls are just not that easily impressed ;p

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: It was in the name of science actually, and I love sharing my discoveries with the people who will read my messages all the way to the end. So I put the disturbing things up front and then more afterwards so they'll have to read the first to get to the end.

In the end, it was decided I can't film her and her husband having fun in her dungeon. Can i be Cameraman for the threesome?

2006-09-29 [Patri]: It seems Punky answered a lot of comments O_O I was going to asnwer them back but I forgot what it was all about :P

2006-09-29 [ally]: Oo What discoveries?

Erhm have to ask Punky and Patri about that :3

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: Ack. Patri got me talking about my massage school time and completly tuined my libido by putting me into professional health care provider mode... It'll take me awhile to get back into a dirty frame of mi.... Okay I'm back.

2006-09-29 [ally]: Good cos I'm gonna need answers now...

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: Answers to what?

2006-09-29 [ally]: The discoveries.. what are they?

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: Discoveries involving various pornography images and videos and measuring tape. I was bored. I bet a smart girl like you can fill in the blanks.

2006-09-29 [Stratakus]: To stay on topic with the website, some of it was threesomes.